Not The Quickest Biscuit Bake
Nobody should eat this many biscuits. This is one of those recipes that you should never make alone, or you will have to call into work because you won’t have any self-respect after eating this entire dish, which consists of eight large biscuits, one pound of sausage, over a cup of cheese, six eggs, a cup of milk, and two cups of gravy. It should be named “The Slow American Suicide” but that’ll never sell books and that’s what I’m in it for—a failed songwriter looking to finally hit it big with biscuits and gravy instead of talent [...]